5 weeks old - hair today, gone tomorrow!

This week it's "celebrity piss-take" week - so we've chosen our fave hollywood ex-couple to mock.

Good timing as well because this week we've lost all our friggin' hair - no-one warned us about this! we're supposed to be growing, not receding!

M+D can't find it down the plug hole - so lord knows where it's all gone cos we ain't got no hairballs.


"tommee-tippee-kay-yey muddy funster"

4 weeks old - We've got wind!

This week we both found our voices, and learned how to swallow air with our milk.
It hurts... a lot.

It also hurts M&D's ears, but we figure they deserve it for feeding us through a microscopic hole punched in a rubber tit.
Dad's tried it and even he can't understand how after 50 years of bottle feeding there isn't something more 'realistic' to suck on.

"waaaaaaaa-ahh-aaaaaaaaaaah......buuuurp-urrp-uuurp....waaaaaaaaaaa-ah-ah-hha-ahhh"

"...parp"


Written and submitted from the cot on our Tommee Tippee iDribble

3 weeks old - where's Dad?

The oestrogen/testosterone levels in the house were off balance this week - Dad disappeared off on a "work" event all week (which seemed far too convenient to us) - so we were left in capable the hands of Mum, Grandma Viv, Nanna Linda and Carmen the night nurse! Luckily for them we spent most of the time sleeping, and Joe got a double helping of eau-de-man when the Godparents descended at the weekend:

2 weeks old - Happy New Year!

We'd jusht like to wish all our readers a sooper dooper new year.

we love you all, really, we do.

(isn't that Joolsh Hollnad a great penisisht...hic)